Drivers Beware

I’m no ballerina, but also, I’m not a whale, but really, is 10″ really enough for me to open the door of an SUV and get in it, while wearing business dress clothes? I think not, unless you wish for me to chamois your doors with my ass.
Get a clue asswad and learn to park, its not like your driving a Winnebago, its a friggin’ Acura. If you’re still here at 4, I’m not responsible for the damage incurred to your vehicle as I try to enter mine.