Drivers Beware

This is one I haven’t seen in quite awhile, applying makeup while driving! The actual term for it is ‘farding’ if you care.
On top of that, it was eye-liner, sounds like recipe for disaster. Luckily she was in the left lane, only able to ping pong off the wall and one lane of traffic.
To her credit she was actually staying in her lane, must have taken my tips on “Driving with appendages other than your hands”
In any event, if you run into her, (or the other way around) look for the random makeup application, and possible eye-patch.
Do you or your passengers fard? If so, do you crack the windows a bit?
Cheers!

I’m no ballerina, but also, I’m not a whale, but really, is 10″ really enough for me to open the door of an SUV and get in it, while wearing business dress clothes? I think not, unless you wish for me to chamois your doors with my ass.
Get a clue asswad and learn to park, its not like your driving a Winnebago, its a friggin’ Acura. If you’re still here at 4, I’m not responsible for the damage incurred to your vehicle as I try to enter mine.