Drivers Beware

On this lovely snowy day this douchebag decides to jump the median barrier and come within an inch or two of my front end trying to but in front of me.
Seeing I really have to get home and take a leak I wasn’t about to let him hit me, but stay away from this ricer.
He did however have the decency to greet me with a few middle fingers which I promptly returned.
Drivers, Beware!